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    Went for a scan for kidney stones last week and I've only got ONE bloody kidney!

    Apparently it's quite common and I'm almost positive the wife hasn't sedated me and sold one on ebay!
    Linnear MRPharmS

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    Re: Weird things to find out when your 35!

    So forget all about Johnny-Two-Jags, we've now got Chris-One-Kidney!
    Ze genuine Article, present & perfect!

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      Re: Weird things to find out when your 35!

      Originally posted by Linnear View Post
      Went for a scan for kidney stones last week and I've only got ONE bloody kidney!

      Apparently it's quite common and I'm almost positive the wife hasn't sedated me and sold one on ebay!
      Was it "buy it now", or "best offer"?

      mmm with a nice chianti...

      (I think that was liver though)
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        Re: Weird things to find out when your 35!

        I'm glad my physical infirmities are so amusing to you!
        Linnear MRPharmS

        Foetal Alcohol Spectrum Disorder: The biggest cause of brain damage and 100% preventable.

        In pregnancy: 1 fag is not safe, 1 x-ray is not safe and 1 drink is not safe.



        For handy pharmacy links try
        pharmacistance.co.uk

        If you like my posts or letters in the journal try my books!
        eloquent-e-tales

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          Re: Weird things to find out when your 35!

          Originally posted by Linnear View Post
          I'm glad my physical infirmities are so amusing to you!
          Apologies.
          Have been warned about my sense of humour before.
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            Re: Weird things to find out when your 35!

            How dare you apologise!

            This forum is not for apologists, this is a forum for having a go and having a laugh!

            I've only got one bloody kidney! Mock me!

            Do I look bovvaed?

            If I was sensitive about it I wouldn't ahve posted on this forum of reprobates and ne'er do wells!
            Linnear MRPharmS

            Foetal Alcohol Spectrum Disorder: The biggest cause of brain damage and 100% preventable.

            In pregnancy: 1 fag is not safe, 1 x-ray is not safe and 1 drink is not safe.



            For handy pharmacy links try
            pharmacistance.co.uk

            If you like my posts or letters in the journal try my books!
            eloquent-e-tales

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              Re: Weird things to find out when your 35!

              Originally posted by Linnear View Post
              Went for a scan for kidney stones last week and I've only got ONE bloody kidney!

              Apparently it's quite common and I'm almost positive the wife hasn't sedated me and sold one on ebay!
              You'll have a super big kidney the size of nearly two won't you? Doesn't the other one get hypertrophy and get bigger?

              Trust you, I bet you've flogged it to some rich American!

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                Re: Weird things to find out when your 35!

                The woman did say I had a large left kidney that probably makes up for it.

                I'm still quizzing the missus re ebay sales!
                Linnear MRPharmS

                Foetal Alcohol Spectrum Disorder: The biggest cause of brain damage and 100% preventable.

                In pregnancy: 1 fag is not safe, 1 x-ray is not safe and 1 drink is not safe.



                For handy pharmacy links try
                pharmacistance.co.uk

                If you like my posts or letters in the journal try my books!
                eloquent-e-tales

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