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From us ("the wisher") to you ("the wishee").
Please accept without prejudice or obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, politically correct, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practised within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.
The wisher wishes you a financially successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2007, but with due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures or sects, and having regard to the gender, race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform, sexual preference of the wishee or branch of the profession hereafter known as 'Pharmacist'.
By accepting this greeting you are bound by the following terms, such that:-
* This greeting is subject to possible further amendment, clarification or withdrawal by the wisher.
* This greeting is freely transferable provided that no alteration shall be made to the original greeting and that the proprietary rights of the wisher are acknowledged.
* This greeting implies no promise by, or obligation on, the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes.
* This greeting may not be enforceable in certain jurisdictions and/or the restrictions herein may not be binding upon certain wishees in certain jurisdictions and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher.
* This greeting is warranted to perform as may reasonably be expected within the usual application of good tidings, for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first.
The wisher warrants this greeting only for the limited replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.
The wisher accepts no responsibility for;
any direct or consequential injury or damage resulting from the acceptance or reading of this greeting or from any resulting amusement, offence, annoyance, disgust or any other emotion or opinion, howsoever caused.
Please accept without prejudice or obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, politically correct, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practised within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.
The wisher wishes you a financially successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2007, but with due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures or sects, and having regard to the gender, race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform, sexual preference of the wishee or branch of the profession hereafter known as 'Pharmacist'.
By accepting this greeting you are bound by the following terms, such that:-
* This greeting is subject to possible further amendment, clarification or withdrawal by the wisher.
* This greeting is freely transferable provided that no alteration shall be made to the original greeting and that the proprietary rights of the wisher are acknowledged.
* This greeting implies no promise by, or obligation on, the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes.
* This greeting may not be enforceable in certain jurisdictions and/or the restrictions herein may not be binding upon certain wishees in certain jurisdictions and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher.
* This greeting is warranted to perform as may reasonably be expected within the usual application of good tidings, for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first.
The wisher warrants this greeting only for the limited replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.
The wisher accepts no responsibility for;
any direct or consequential injury or damage resulting from the acceptance or reading of this greeting or from any resulting amusement, offence, annoyance, disgust or any other emotion or opinion, howsoever caused.
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