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    From us ("the wisher") to you ("the wishee").

    Please accept without prejudice or obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, politically correct, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practised within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.

    The wisher wishes you a financially successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2007, but with due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures or sects, and having regard to the gender, race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform, sexual preference of the wishee or branch of the profession hereafter known as 'Pharmacist'.

    By accepting this greeting you are bound by the following terms, such that:-
    * This greeting is subject to possible further amendment, clarification or withdrawal by the wisher.
    * This greeting is freely transferable provided that no alteration shall be made to the original greeting and that the proprietary rights of the wisher are acknowledged.
    * This greeting implies no promise by, or obligation on, the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes.
    * This greeting may not be enforceable in certain jurisdictions and/or the restrictions herein may not be binding upon certain wishees in certain jurisdictions and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher.
    * This greeting is warranted to perform as may reasonably be expected within the usual application of good tidings, for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first.

    The wisher warrants this greeting only for the limited replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.

    The wisher accepts no responsibility for;
    any direct or consequential injury or damage resulting from the acceptance or reading of this greeting or from any resulting amusement, offence, annoyance, disgust or any other emotion or opinion, howsoever caused.
    47 BC : Julius Cesar : Veni Vidi Vici : I came, I saw I conquered.
    2018 AD : Modern Man : I shopped, I clicked, I collected.
    How times change.

    If you find you have read something that has upset or offended you an anyway please unread it at once.

  • #2
    Couldn't have put it better myself, Mate!
    Ze genuine Article, present & perfect!

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    • #3
      Yeah Merry Christmas to you too!
      Lively debate is encouraged but please respect the opinions and feelings of others.
      Please help keep the forum vibrant by spreading the work to friends and colleagues via word of mouth or social media.
      Thank you for contributing to this site.

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      • #4
        Hey Pharm!

        I take offense at the fact that you think you have to write all of that just so you don't offend me!
        Linnear MRPharmS

        Foetal Alcohol Spectrum Disorder: The biggest cause of brain damage and 100% preventable.

        In pregnancy: 1 fag is not safe, 1 x-ray is not safe and 1 drink is not safe.



        For handy pharmacy links try
        pharmacistance.co.uk

        If you like my posts or letters in the journal try my books!
        eloquent-e-tales

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        • #5
          Apology

          Originally posted by Linnear View Post
          Hey Pharm!

          I take offense at the fact that you think you have to write all of that just so you don't offend me!
          Then you have my full and unreserved apology for that, and for anything else that I have or might have done in the past, present or future.
          47 BC : Julius Cesar : Veni Vidi Vici : I came, I saw I conquered.
          2018 AD : Modern Man : I shopped, I clicked, I collected.
          How times change.

          If you find you have read something that has upset or offended you an anyway please unread it at once.

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          • #6
            Now you're just taking the piss!


            I take offense at that.


            Merry Christmas!
            Linnear MRPharmS

            Foetal Alcohol Spectrum Disorder: The biggest cause of brain damage and 100% preventable.

            In pregnancy: 1 fag is not safe, 1 x-ray is not safe and 1 drink is not safe.



            For handy pharmacy links try
            pharmacistance.co.uk

            If you like my posts or letters in the journal try my books!
            eloquent-e-tales

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            • #7
              Offense

              Originally posted by Linnear View Post
              Now you're just taking the piss!


              I take offense at that.


              Merry Christmas!
              Right mate - I want my vote back.
              47 BC : Julius Cesar : Veni Vidi Vici : I came, I saw I conquered.
              2018 AD : Modern Man : I shopped, I clicked, I collected.
              How times change.

              If you find you have read something that has upset or offended you an anyway please unread it at once.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Pharmanaut View Post
                Right mate - I want my vote back.

                No way! That might be the only one I get!
                Linnear MRPharmS

                Foetal Alcohol Spectrum Disorder: The biggest cause of brain damage and 100% preventable.

                In pregnancy: 1 fag is not safe, 1 x-ray is not safe and 1 drink is not safe.



                For handy pharmacy links try
                pharmacistance.co.uk

                If you like my posts or letters in the journal try my books!
                eloquent-e-tales

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                • #9
                  My vote

                  Originally posted by Linnear View Post
                  No way! That might be the only one I get!
                  Damn, too late have posted it already!!

                  But seriously, good luck....

                  But make sure you are not 'assimilated' into the political collective.
                  47 BC : Julius Cesar : Veni Vidi Vici : I came, I saw I conquered.
                  2018 AD : Modern Man : I shopped, I clicked, I collected.
                  How times change.

                  If you find you have read something that has upset or offended you an anyway please unread it at once.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Pharmanaut View Post
                    But make sure you are not 'assimilated' into the political collective.
                    They wouldn't have me!


                    Thanks for the good luck message.

                    MERRY CHRISTMAS
                    Linnear MRPharmS

                    Foetal Alcohol Spectrum Disorder: The biggest cause of brain damage and 100% preventable.

                    In pregnancy: 1 fag is not safe, 1 x-ray is not safe and 1 drink is not safe.



                    For handy pharmacy links try
                    pharmacistance.co.uk

                    If you like my posts or letters in the journal try my books!
                    eloquent-e-tales

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