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Following the interest in "How to solve a problem like Maria", and the success of "Spamalot", how about a musical based on "a day in the life of a community pharmacy"?
On the way to work : "I Owe I Owe, its off to work we go". (parody of the seven dwarfs in snow white)
Contacting a hospital prescriber : "They were only playing leapfrog" (from "What a loverly War")
Filling MDS trays : "The 7 days of Nomad". a song like the twelve days of christmas, based on the drug names.
Doing Scripts : "Do the prescription shuffle, here the money rustle"; Parody of "Wall street shuffle", by 10cc.
Customer Complaint : "Complaining in my ears" (based on "It's raining")
MUR Song : "MUR Operator", Based on Sade's "Smooth Operator".
Curing Headlice : "I'm gonna wash those lice right out of my hair", South Pacific.
Looking at the PF34 Report : "Half a sixpence" a lament on the dispensing fee.
Clarifying instructions : not a song but like the Danny Kaye "Vessel with the pestle contains the brew that is pure" segment.
Photography Counter : "One day my prints will come"
Phone call to busy GP : "Hanging on the telephone" (Blondie)
Collection & Delivery : "The bare necessities of life will come to you".
Home time : all the staff whistle the great escape theme.
Imagine the customers...
"oi you lot stop singing in there and get on with my prescription".
Patient counselling scene is based on this nonsense....
Hawkins: I've got it! I've got it! The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle; the chalice from the palace has the brew that is true! Right?
Griselda: Yes, but there's been a change: they broke the chalice from the palace!
Hawkins: They broke the chalice from the palace?
Griselda: And replaced it with a flagon.
Hawkins: A flagon...?
Griselda: With the figure of a dragon.
Hawkins: Flagon with a dragon.
Griselda: Right.
Hawkins: But did you put the pellet with the poison in the vessel with the pestle?
Griselda: No!!!
Griselda: The pellet with the poison's in the flagon with the dragon! The vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true!
Hawkins: The pellet with the poison's in the flagon with the dragon; the
vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true.
Griselda: Just remember that
On the way to work : "I Owe I Owe, its off to work we go". (parody of the seven dwarfs in snow white)
Contacting a hospital prescriber : "They were only playing leapfrog" (from "What a loverly War")
Filling MDS trays : "The 7 days of Nomad". a song like the twelve days of christmas, based on the drug names.
Doing Scripts : "Do the prescription shuffle, here the money rustle"; Parody of "Wall street shuffle", by 10cc.
Customer Complaint : "Complaining in my ears" (based on "It's raining")
MUR Song : "MUR Operator", Based on Sade's "Smooth Operator".
Curing Headlice : "I'm gonna wash those lice right out of my hair", South Pacific.
Looking at the PF34 Report : "Half a sixpence" a lament on the dispensing fee.
Clarifying instructions : not a song but like the Danny Kaye "Vessel with the pestle contains the brew that is pure" segment.
Photography Counter : "One day my prints will come"
Phone call to busy GP : "Hanging on the telephone" (Blondie)
Collection & Delivery : "The bare necessities of life will come to you".
Home time : all the staff whistle the great escape theme.
Imagine the customers...
"oi you lot stop singing in there and get on with my prescription".
Patient counselling scene is based on this nonsense....
Hawkins: I've got it! I've got it! The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle; the chalice from the palace has the brew that is true! Right?
Griselda: Yes, but there's been a change: they broke the chalice from the palace!
Hawkins: They broke the chalice from the palace?
Griselda: And replaced it with a flagon.
Hawkins: A flagon...?
Griselda: With the figure of a dragon.
Hawkins: Flagon with a dragon.
Griselda: Right.
Hawkins: But did you put the pellet with the poison in the vessel with the pestle?
Griselda: No!!!
Griselda: The pellet with the poison's in the flagon with the dragon! The vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true!
Hawkins: The pellet with the poison's in the flagon with the dragon; the
vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true.
Griselda: Just remember that
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