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Volestranglers Systematic Rhyming Remedies
Hi,
I've decided that it is time is right to announce a medical breakthrough in alternative/complimentary treatments.
Let me introduce Volestranglers Systematic Rhyming Remedies.
The idea is that a minor celebrity had a niggling illness which defeated the attention of conventional and all the hitherto alternative/complimentary medicines available. But was finally cured by 'Volestranglers Systematic Rhyming Remedies'.
The treatment is simple.
You find something that rhymes with the illness, hold it in your hand and concentrate on it while saying the rhyme.
For more aggressive treatment Stanza therapy is recommended
Believe me it really works!
After many years of extensive research 'proving' the rhymes with varying illnesses, meter, timbre and intonation came the breakthrough in treatment that is set to shake the world.
Send £25 for a list of illnesses and Rhyme treatments.
If after 28 days you are not delighted you can try and get your money back.
I am setting up internet based training sessions on becoming a franchised Volestrangler therapist.
If anyone would like to buy the foreign language rites we can negotiate a franchise.
Note this is serious and not just a ploy to make money so that I don't have to be a pharmacist anymore.
I've decided that it is time is right to announce a medical breakthrough in alternative/complimentary treatments.
Let me introduce Volestranglers Systematic Rhyming Remedies.
The idea is that a minor celebrity had a niggling illness which defeated the attention of conventional and all the hitherto alternative/complimentary medicines available. But was finally cured by 'Volestranglers Systematic Rhyming Remedies'.
The treatment is simple.
You find something that rhymes with the illness, hold it in your hand and concentrate on it while saying the rhyme.
For more aggressive treatment Stanza therapy is recommended
Believe me it really works!
After many years of extensive research 'proving' the rhymes with varying illnesses, meter, timbre and intonation came the breakthrough in treatment that is set to shake the world.
Send £25 for a list of illnesses and Rhyme treatments.
If after 28 days you are not delighted you can try and get your money back.
I am setting up internet based training sessions on becoming a franchised Volestrangler therapist.
If anyone would like to buy the foreign language rites we can negotiate a franchise.
Note this is serious and not just a ploy to make money so that I don't have to be a pharmacist anymore.
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