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    1) On your driving test

    a) Give the examiner a hug in the middle of the exam
    http://i620.photobucket.com/albums/t...snroses2-1.jpg

    ”We are real. We are not glam sh*t or anything else. We are Guns N’ Roses.”

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    2) When going up a rollercoaster

    a) Say in a very loud voice, "Is that bolt supposed to fall out like that?"
    “It's not worth doing something unless you were doing something that someone, somewhere, would much rather you weren't doing.”

    Terry Pratchett

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    • #3
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      3) Whilst relaxing at the poolside on your cruise ship in the middle of the Med, you spot someone being taught how to swim.

      a) Announce loudly "You better hurry up..we're sinking".
      Don't Stop Believing

      http://youtube.com/watch?v=rnT7nYbCSvM

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        4. Get frisky with your new bride on the settee (items of clothing removed)
        a. Just as your mother and father in law walk in through the french windows.
        47 BC : Julius Cesar : Veni Vidi Vici : I came, I saw I conquered.
        2018 AD : Modern Man : I shopped, I clicked, I collected.
        How times change.

        If you find you have read something that has upset or offended you an anyway please unread it at once.

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          5) In a lift

          Have sex with your imaginary friend
          http://i620.photobucket.com/albums/t...snroses2-1.jpg

          ”We are real. We are not glam sh*t or anything else. We are Guns N’ Roses.”

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            6) When recycling your glass bottles.
            a) Put a green one in with the clear class and sneak off and never ever tell anyone.
            47 BC : Julius Cesar : Veni Vidi Vici : I came, I saw I conquered.
            2018 AD : Modern Man : I shopped, I clicked, I collected.
            How times change.

            If you find you have read something that has upset or offended you an anyway please unread it at once.

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            • #7
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              7 Go to Brantanos
              and ask if they have another pair of odd sized shoes, like the ones you brought yesterday (well it was funny when it happened to my son)
              Make some one smile today.

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                Originally posted by Pharmanaut View Post
                6) When recycling your glass bottles.
                a) Put a green one in with the clear class and sneak off and never ever tell anyone.
                Done that, accidentally. (Went to the bottle bank too soon after emptying the bottles?) Often wondered what happened!

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                  8) Which will drive your parents berserk

                  At everything they say to you, yell "LIAR !".
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                  ”We are real. We are not glam sh*t or anything else. We are Guns N’ Roses.”

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