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    The idea is to continue this thread by adding to a sentence or finishing one and beginning the next in every post.....I will begin



    Mr. Mann came to the pharmacy as he needed to ask the pharmacist about........

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    ...being measured up for a new truss. The pharmacist, a young lady, said...
    Don't Stop Believing

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=rnT7nYbCSvM

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      ....are you comfortable with a young lady such as myself measuring you up? Mr Mann, with a gleam in his eye, said...
      “It's not worth doing something unless you were doing something that someone, somewhere, would much rather you weren't doing.”

      Terry Pratchett

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        Oh it's not for me, it's for my son, who developed a hernia while playing for Manchester United on Saturday. He's very fit and earns £100,000 per week.....
        Don't Stop Believing

        http://youtube.com/watch?v=rnT7nYbCSvM

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          "Sir Alex recommended you because.........
          Last edited by JonF; 8, September 2008, 07:05 PM.

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          • #6
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            ...his own truss is a perfect fit. Incidentally, would you like some tickets for....
            Don't Stop Believing

            http://youtube.com/watch?v=rnT7nYbCSvM

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            • #7
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              ...the local swingers convention? I've been several times and it's...
              “It's not worth doing something unless you were doing something that someone, somewhere, would much rather you weren't doing.”

              Terry Pratchett

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              • #8
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                ..always advisable to take your car keys. I drive a.......
                Don't Stop Believing

                http://youtube.com/watch?v=rnT7nYbCSvM

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                • #9
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                  ...combine harvester. I'll give you the key....
                  “It's not worth doing something unless you were doing something that someone, somewhere, would much rather you weren't doing.”

                  Terry Pratchett

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                  • #10
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                    ...to my recently acquired government-funded agricultural crash pad in the West-end. But only if you agree to....
                    Don't Stop Believing

                    http://youtube.com/watch?v=rnT7nYbCSvM

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                    • #11
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                      wear that scarecrow outfit, it really............

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                      • #12
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                        ....scares crows. I also have a beach house in Mustique, where I run a sanctuary for small infirm furry animals, would you.......
                        Don't Stop Believing

                        http://youtube.com/watch?v=rnT7nYbCSvM

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                        • #13
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                          like to come over and see my tropical beaver, it really...........

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                            ...likes to eat wood. By the way, do you like to eat...
                            “It's not worth doing something unless you were doing something that someone, somewhere, would much rather you weren't doing.”

                            Terry Pratchett

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                              ....properly at regular mealtimes, or are you like most pharmacists, who seldom do. Acute indigestion can be a.....
                              Don't Stop Believing

                              http://youtube.com/watch?v=rnT7nYbCSvM

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