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Old 25th, June 2008, 08:51 PM
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Ibu-brufen is a common one
Billabong tablets (this one almost beat me - ginko biloba)

Been asked for Distaclor Mister (Distaclor MR) too.
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Old 25th, June 2008, 08:55 PM
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A very posh lady asked me if I had anything for "sorarses"

"Psoriasis?" I enquired

"No, my husband has a sore arse"

I nearly asked if she knew what has caused it but thought better of it.
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Old 26th, June 2008, 08:17 AM
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Ibu-brufen is a common one
Billabong tablets (this one almost beat me - ginko biloba)

Been asked for Distaclor Mister (Distaclor MR) too.
Also been asked who is Mr Pharms?
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Old 26th, June 2008, 08:58 AM
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another couple i've come across when a patient orders repeats...

clippy-cloppy tablets (clopidogrel)

manyfanny acid (mefenamic acid)

transvestite rub (transvasin)
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Old 30th, June 2008, 12:44 AM
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Slide in and Fill

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Old 30th, June 2008, 06:24 PM
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Jeff

Lol ... I worked in a lovely disp this afternoon, a bunch of lovely 40+ women who had nicknames for each other:

Queenie Sulphate
Amy Cillin
Brenda Flumethiazide

I can't remember them all but it made me chuckle
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