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Has anyone heard the news today. Apparently some women think coca-cola, kebabs and cling film are effective methods of contraception
http://www.prnewswire.co.uk/cgi/release?id=264938]A press release distributed by PR Newswire Europe]A press release distributed by PR Newswire Europe
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Not too sure about the coca-cola or cling film, but kebabs definitely work for me. After a few pints, a 'Fleeg special' (Two large doners with all the trimmings) is way better than sex.
Fleeg.
Last edited by Fleegle; 5th, September 2009 at 10:49 PM.
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never fancied the kebab. That large block of ground meat left in the sun for long periods makes me think of food poisoning.
With regard to cling film, there is/was a product C-Film which was a square of spermicide impregnated plastic/gel material.
johnep
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one female customer wanted to purchase Durex play lubricant because she seriously thought it was a spray on condom!
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Originally Posted by Fleegle
Quote my post to easily read potentially unsavoury comment below:
My big gay dispenser always referred to "lady bits" as BPKs.... badly packed kebabs. So I'm with Feegle
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Selecting the area with the mouse is quicker
(Not talking about sex, there, btw)
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Hmmm... so what does one do with a kebab in order to achieve a contraceptive effect??
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Something similar to Max Miller on the mountain path.
johnep
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Something to do with the feeling of bloating and sedation after alcohol and kebab. I'm not sure it would do much good unless backed by enough alcohol. I must admit I don't understand the craving for food after alcohol, perhaps I just don't drink enoughHmmm... so what does one do with a kebab in order to achieve a contraceptive effect??
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Breath on the potential partner after consumption of kebab and imbibing alcohol.Something to do with the feeling of bloating and sedation after alcohol and kebab. I'm not sure it would do much good unless backed by enough alcohol. I must admit I don't understand the craving for food after alcohol, perhaps I just don't drink enough
Enough to get the bedroom door slammed shut with you on the outside, methinks.
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