Get the correct patient!

[admin]

Zo

That's the sort of thing I mean. It's a stooopid suggestion, and obviously made by some idiot who has never done the job.

Just a hunch, but I feel I'm holding the rockets on this one!

[Linnear]

One holidaymaker's address on the script was down as "caravan E14, Camp site next to Bargain Booze"...

That's the caravan I want when I go on holiday!

[admin]

That's the caravan I want when I go on holiday!

I don't know why, but I kind of guessed that.

Who Ate All The Pies ???

I Love Big Letters!

[Linnear]

I don't know why, but I kind of guessed that.

Who Ate All The Pies ???

Will you please stop referring to me as a lard arse!

:P

[admin]

Linnear

Sorry! It's only a joke, but you did say you like to eat all the chips, and want to go on holiday in a caravan next to Bargain Booze.......

There's nothing wrong with being pleasantly plump, in an attractive way you know!

Anyway at six foot one you must be pretty slim? If it makes you feel better, if you see me "round" and about just shout: -

Hey Tubs !!!

[Linnear]

Tubs? Were you in Miami Vice?

I always wanted to have hair like Don Johnson!

[admin]

Tubs? Were you in Miami Vice?

I always wanted to have hair like Don Johnson!

Don't know what show you mean - must have been before my time!

[Linnear]

Don't know what show you mean - must have been before my time!

Now you're saying I'm old!


Refereee! Refereee!

[admin]

Linnear

You are very sensitive aren't you?

[Linnear]

Linnear

You are very sensitive aren't you?

Sensitive? If I had feelings I'd be hurt!