Re: Becoming a pharmacist (mature student)

Originally Posted by
DavidS
What about
Sex in the stockroom with the Saturday girls
All the Opium tincture you can drink, and heroin you can inject, and viagra you can swallow,
Teasing the pesky customers by asking them loudly "Was that CONDOMS you asked for?" and then short-changing them when they're flustered
The excitement of working in wonderful remantic places and being fawned on by beautifully manicured cosmetics consultants
... and all the other things I've been promised
you mean they LIED to me




??????
(ps if my regular Saturday staff see this, I'm dead and buried)
Could I prescribe a bucket of cold water; stat?
Where am I?; In the Pharmacy.
Who are you?; The new Number 2.
Who is number 1?; You are number 6.
What do you want?;..................