Newly registered in 1981
Boots offers paternity testing kits - Chemist + Druggist
Need extra seats in the waiting area then - for the concerned parties in the security men to separate them when the fighting starts...
I'm imagining 'Jeremy Kyle' type scenes in Boots.
With passing customers acting as studio audience.
Where am I?; In the Pharmacy.
Who are you?; The new Number 2.
Who is number 1?; You are number 6.
What do you want?;..................
Keep it surreal
Of course what they don't mention on the C+D site is the additional £129 fee to send off the swabs.
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Newly registered in 1981
Thought it was way to cheap!Originally Posted by Nik
Would make a good cryptic crossword clue for the staff magazine.
"Post to Switzerland, perhaps?"
Where am I?; In the Pharmacy.
Who are you?; The new Number 2.
Who is number 1?; You are number 6.
What do you want?;..................
Fantastic Member
I swear the manager at my pharmacy said they were thinking of starting this service. They love all their patient services! I think i might warn them about this £129 lol
They are also thinking of offering botox injections and other cosmetic services.
Keep it surreal
Can you imagine it...woman comes in with kid and potential dad number 1, pays £129, finds out its not him. Comes in the next week with kid and potential dad number 2, pays £129 and its not him. Comes in the next week...
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Registered Pharmacist
dad no 3...and its not him so she gets a shot of botox..
Fantastic Member
Well if you put it that way it sounds like we are ripping people offThe deal would be three failed paternity tests get a free botox shot! I'm sure our local PCT would have something to say about that now wont they...
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