Where's the best place to weigh a pie?
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How do you weigh a whale?
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Where's the best place to weigh a pie?
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How do you weigh a whale?
Defender Of Pills
1) somewhere over the rainbow, weigh-a-pie. (one of my dad's favourite jokes when i was a kid)
2) at a whale-weigh station, of course!
“It's not worth doing something unless you were doing something that someone, somewhere, would much rather you weren't doing.”
Terry Pratchett
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Try this: Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
Defender Of Pills
so they can hide in cherry trees!
(this is much better for my struggling intellect than your usual teasers, Gowan)
“It's not worth doing something unless you were doing something that someone, somewhere, would much rather you weren't doing.”
Terry Pratchett
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and have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? No? Well, shows how effective it is!!
What do you call a gorilla with a machine gun?
Defender Of Pills
easy! "Sir."
(on that note, i don't have a machine gun)
“It's not worth doing something unless you were doing something that someone, somewhere, would much rather you weren't doing.”
Terry Pratchett
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What do you call an ear-muff-wearing gorilla with a machine gun
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What is green and red and goes at 100 miles an hour
Defender Of Pills
1) anything you like because he won't hear you
2) a frog in a blender
“It's not worth doing something unless you were doing something that someone, somewhere, would much rather you weren't doing.”
Terry Pratchett
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What does Santa call an optically-challenged Rudolph?
Defender Of Pills
no idea!
my turn
What is white, lives at the north pole and runs around naked?
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What should you do if a reindeer eats your pencil?
“It's not worth doing something unless you were doing something that someone, somewhere, would much rather you weren't doing.”
Terry Pratchett
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