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    Half Bakery

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    Stumbled across this site again.

    If no-one from head office is watching and the AM is busy somewhere else I thought we could all have a bit of light relief.

    Share your half-baked or amusing ideas for pharmacy and pharmacy related business/clinical services or activities.

    I'll start the ball rolling...

    Now that we don't have white coats any more I suggest the RPS or GPhC develop a special walk for pharmacists so that we can be recognised when we are on duty.

    I'm now working on my self-swallowing tablet idea.
    Where am I?; In the Pharmacy.
    Who are you?; The new Number 2.
    Who is number 1?; You are number 6.
    What do you want?;..................

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    Re: Half Bakery

    individualised pharmacies for each patient! after all, most of them think they're the only customer who ever uses you!
    “It's not worth doing something unless you were doing something that someone, somewhere, would much rather you weren't doing.”

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    Re: Half Bakery

    Quote Originally Posted by Sir_Dispensalot View Post
    individualised pharmacies for each patient! after all, most of them think they're the only customer who ever uses you!
    That goes to the top of the award list!
    Where am I?; In the Pharmacy.
    Who are you?; The new Number 2.
    Who is number 1?; You are number 6.
    What do you want?;..................

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    Re: Half Bakery

    Emergency Supplies for everyone that are pre-packed and labelled so no-one ever has to wait.
    Where am I?; In the Pharmacy.
    Who are you?; The new Number 2.
    Who is number 1?; You are number 6.
    What do you want?;..................

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    Re: Half Bakery

    and all free, of course.
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    Re: Half Bakery

    To remind patients to read the label, the label should state always read the label.
    Where am I?; In the Pharmacy.
    Who are you?; The new Number 2.
    Who is number 1?; You are number 6.
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    Re: Half Bakery

    You don't think patients have time to read the label do you?
    They are busy people, especially those of them that have never had a job, and couldn't possibly waste their time reading labels or leaflets or listening to what some jumped-up pill-counter tells them.

    What about talking labels, a bit like a sat-nav. "You haven't taken your contraceptive pill for four days, have a pregnancy test."

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    Re: Half Bakery

    Blank patient information leaflets for people who know everything.
    Where am I?; In the Pharmacy.
    Who are you?; The new Number 2.
    Who is number 1?; You are number 6.
    What do you want?;..................

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