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    Re: Poor Jokes

    What does BIGOT stand for ?

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    Re: Poor Jokes

    Why are huskies similar to ponies?

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    Re: Poor Jokes

    Cos they are a little hoarse!

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    What's ET short for?

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    It's cause he's got little legs

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    I can't see an end.
    I have no control and I don't think there's any escape - I don't even have a home anymore.

    Definitely time for a new keyboard.
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    "Hey look, a flock of cows."

    "Herd of cows.."

    "'Course I have there's a flock of 'em over there!"

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    Re: Poor Jokes

    Duck waddles into pharmacy.

    Duck...'I've got a cold sore'

    Assistant...'You need Zovirax cream..soon clear it up'

    Duck... 'Fine I'll take it..put it on my bill'.
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    Re: Poor Jokes

    Why was the blonde upset about the general election?

    Because she heard about the three main parties, but didn't get an invite to any of them.

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    Re: Poor Jokes

    This electrician arrived at my home at 3am this morning.

    I said to him, "Wire you insulate?"
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