43LikesDon't you mean a perineal problem?Originally Posted by Sir_Dispensalot
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Don't you mean a perineal problem?
....just my opinion
Keep it surreal
A string walks into a bar.
He asks for a shot of tequila. The bartender replies "Sorry we don't serve strings". So the string leaves.
The next day, the same string walks back into the bar. He asks for a shot of tequila. The bartender replies "Sorry we do not serve strings, please go away."
The following day the string stands outside the bar debating about whether to go in or not. He ties himself into a knot and frays the bottom of the string.
He goes in and asks for a shot of tequilla. The bartender replies, "Hey aren't you that string that's been coming in here all the time."
The string replies "No I'm a freyed knot".
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”We are real. We are not glam sh*t or anything else. We are Guns N’ Roses.”
Registered Pharmacist
young guy walks into a pharmacy to buy some condoms...whilst doing so the pharmacist takes the opportunity to speak to the guy about safe sex and if he knows both him and his partner are ready to make this move. He explains they have both discussed it and feel are ready to take the next step in their relationship. He explains he is going round to his girlfriends palce for tea, and they are going to do it after the meal when her parents go out for the evening!!
The guy buys the condoms and goes home to get ready. He arrives at his girlfriends place. All the family get seated around the table and the mother asks the guy to say grace. He bows his head and shuts his eyes. He remains in this position for quite a while. His girlfriend leans over and whispers in his ear, "I didn't realise you were this religious?"
The guy whispers back "I didn't know your dad was a pharmacist!"
Keep it surreal
Tiger Woods ended his week at the Masters with an impressive 69.
His golf was also quite successful.
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Frequent Poster
A man was driving in his car when he hit a rabbit in the road, he was sure it was dead, when the man in the car behind him stopped ,got out, and sprayed something from an aerosol can on it. To the first man's amazement the rabbit got up and ran into the bushes.....
Relieved the first man got back in to his car and continued his journey. About half a mile down the road he saw the rabbit run to the edge of the road and wave at him then run back into the bushes. this happened about every half mile or so After about the fifth time this happened. The man stopped his car and stopped the man that was still behind him.
He asked" What on earth did u spray on that rabbit can u see what its doing?" To which the man replied Hair (hare) re-storer .................with a permenant wave!!!!!
King Amongst Members
The Swedish Chemist shop joke:
Customer: Good afternoon. I would like to buy a deodorant please.
Pharmacist: Roll on ball or aerosol?
Customer: Yes, and for under my arms as well.
:-)
Newly registered in 1981
Heard on the radio...
JJB sports in Liverpool have opened a bridal wear department.
Where am I?; In the Pharmacy.
Who are you?; The new Number 2.
Who is number 1?; You are number 6.
What do you want?;..................
Tai Chi Enhanced Member
Did you hear the one about the Jehovah's mice that wanted to talk about cheeses?
....just my opinion
Newly registered in 1981
Did you hear the joke about the pharmacist who used to drive a Fiat Mistura?
Where am I?; In the Pharmacy.
Who are you?; The new Number 2.
Who is number 1?; You are number 6.
What do you want?;..................
Top-Class Member
A patient walks into a pharmacy with a frog on his head. The pharmacist asks "what is wrong?" and the frog replies "well Ive got this guys head stuck up my arse!"
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