Keep it surreal
Probably one people have heard before (or a variant of it) but here goes...
A man goes into a pharmacy and asks for a packet of Viagra. The pharmacist, trying to remain professional replies "I'm sorry Sir, but you have to understand that you can't just go into a pharmacy and buy a pack of Viagra."
The guy reaches into his pocket, pulls out his wallet and produces a photo of his ugly wife. The pharmacist blushes and replies, "I am sorry Sir, I didn't realize you had a prescription."
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A large delivery of Viagra tablets was hijacked after it left a distribution depot. Police are looking for hardened criminals.
If caught they will receive a very stiff sentence under the penal code.
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Why did he have a picture of my wife in his wallet?Originally Posted by Nikolai
I want to know who and where this main is so that I can get him.
Where am I?; In the Pharmacy.
Who are you?; The new Number 2.
Who is number 1?; You are number 6.
What do you want?;..................
Keep it surreal
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Screw this whole commercial drivel
Now haven't you got some ironing to do ?
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My other half was watching the video in the Pharmacy Parody post, and he clicked on something else and found this and I thought it was just hilarious !!
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Keep it surreal
Funny vid for the newbies but it's been mentioned on some older threads as well.
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oops sorry didn't do a search couldn't spell the name !
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