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    "A Good Wife is Hard to Find .................

    (Proverbs Ch 31):- “.......she is worth more than rubies. Her husband trusts her completely. She likes to work with her hands, looks for wool and flax and brings food from far away. While still dark she prepares food for her family and servant girls. She inspects and buys a field and plants a vineyard. She works with energy, her arms are strong. Her lamps burns late into the night. She makes thread with her hands and weaves her own cloth, keeping her family warm in winter nights. She helps the poor and the needy. She is respected by the people. She looks forward to the future with joy. Her children speak well of her and her husband praises her.”


    The first man married a woman from Dorset. Told her that she was to do
    the dishes and house cleaning.. It took a couple of days, but on the third
    day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.

    The second man married a woman from Derbyshire He gave his wife
    orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first
    day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the
    third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done and there was a
    huge dinner on the table.

    The third man married a girl from Lancashire, He ordered her to keep the
    house clean, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals
    on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the
    second day he didn't see anything but by the third day, some of the
    swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his
    arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the
    dishwasher.
    He still has some difficulty when he pees.
    ....just my opinion

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    Re: "A Good Wife is Hard to Find .................

    Quote Originally Posted by DavidS View Post
    (Proverbs Ch 31):- “.......she is worth more than rubies. Her husband trusts her completely. She likes to work with her hands, looks for wool and flax and brings food from far away. While still dark she prepares food for her family and servant girls. She inspects and buys a field and plants a vineyard. She works with energy, her arms are strong. Her lamps burns late into the night. She makes thread with her hands and weaves her own cloth, keeping her family warm in winter nights. She helps the poor and the needy. She is respected by the people. She looks forward to the future with joy. Her children speak well of her and her husband praises her.”


    The first man married a woman from Dorset. Told her that she was to do
    the dishes and house cleaning.. It took a couple of days, but on the third
    day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.

    The second man married a woman from Derbyshire He gave his wife
    orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first
    day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the
    third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done and there was a
    huge dinner on the table.

    The third man married a girl from Lancashire, He ordered her to keep the
    house clean, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals
    on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the
    second day he didn't see anything but by the third day, some of the
    swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his
    arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the
    dishwasher.
    He still has some difficulty when he pees.
    So true!!!!!

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    Re: "A Good Wife is Hard to Find .................

    Sounds like a spammer..

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    Re: "A Good Wife is Hard to Find .................

    Not even a creative one.

    spam can - Google Search

    Now that's what I call a spam attack! <g>
    Where am I?; In the Pharmacy.
    Who are you?; The new Number 2.
    Who is number 1?; You are number 6.
    What do you want?;..................

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    Re: "A Good Wife is Hard to Find .................

    So is a good job. Im still looking for work. Anything even non pharmacy related.

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