My PhD - help needed.
I'm thinking (thinking is not my strongest trait) of doing a PhD but haven't really got time to spend away from socialising and keeping my score up on "world of warcraft" and generally frittering my time away.
Instead I'm going to sign up for the course and then slip questions on to newsgroups so that all the work is done for me.
When I've got all the responses, the next thing will be to go on to another newsgroup to ask for help in formatting a dissertation. I will post all the responses there, someone will format it, to hand in for assessment.
I'll then look for tips on how to pass the viva, maybe someone will do a precis on my dissertation to help, as I won't have much time prepare, and it will be too much trouble to read all of the dissertation. Maybe someone could read the precis and make an MP3 file that I could listen to if I can find the time?
As I'm still much to busy to do this, would someone mind doing it all for me?
After that, I might need help revising my CV to include my new qualifications.
After that, it will be job applications.........
OK : In case you haven't realised this is a bit 'tongue in cheek', or is it?
Last edited by Pharmanaut; 25th, March 2009 at 12:39 PM.
Reason: thought of a bit more
Where am I?; In the Pharmacy.
Who are you?; The new Number 2.
Who is number 1?; You are number 6.
What do you want?;..................
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