1) On your driving test
a) Give the examiner a hug in the middle of the exam
Keep it surreal
1) On your driving test
a) Give the examiner a hug in the middle of the exam
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Defender Of Pills
2) When going up a rollercoaster
a) Say in a very loud voice, "Is that bolt supposed to fall out like that?"
“It's not worth doing something unless you were doing something that someone, somewhere, would much rather you weren't doing.”
Terry Pratchett
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3) Whilst relaxing at the poolside on your cruise ship in the middle of the Med, you spot someone being taught how to swim.
a) Announce loudly "You better hurry up..we're sinking".
Newly registered in 1981
4. Get frisky with your new bride on the settee (items of clothing removed)
a. Just as your mother and father in law walk in through the french windows.
Where am I?; In the Pharmacy.
Who are you?; The new Number 2.
Who is number 1?; You are number 6.
What do you want?;..................
Keep it surreal
5) In a lift
Have sex with your imaginary friend
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Newly registered in 1981
6) When recycling your glass bottles.
a) Put a green one in with the clear class and sneak off and never ever tell anyone.
Where am I?; In the Pharmacy.
Who are you?; The new Number 2.
Who is number 1?; You are number 6.
What do you want?;..................
King Amongst Members
7 Go to Brantanos
and ask if they have another pair of odd sized shoes, like the ones you brought yesterday (well it was funny when it happened to my son)
King Amongst Members
Done that, accidentally. (Went to the bottle bank too soon after emptying the bottles?) Often wondered what happened!Originally Posted by Pharmanaut
Keep it surreal
8) Which will drive your parents berserk
At everything they say to you, yell "LIAR !".
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