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    pig's lipstick, George W. Bush on the other hand.........

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    is the AntiChrist, according to some interpretations of Nostradamus's predictions. One of his most famous predictions is...

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    that Monster Munch crisps will continue to shrink, until eating a packet will require a microscope. Another prediction states...

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    ...that America will eventually learn how to produce edible chocolate, and TV signals that don't make people think they require glasses. On the subject of chocolate....

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    ...was the title of the last paper Abraham Lincoln was writing as he watched a theatre performance. Unfortunately for him...
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    ...he was promptly assassinated, and is now a big statue. America likes big statues..

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    ...and big cigars too, as Bill Clinton can testify to. Another person who likes big cigars is...
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    Monic..Mouni..Morni..Groucho Marx! An American legend, along the same lines as...

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    Bill Cosby and his family who provided many a laugh(debatable!?) when......

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    they farted to the tune of the American National Anthem when they should have instead been doing...

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