Finish the sentence thread

[Fleegle]

.....Firstly, always keep your word, unless you decide not to. Secondly, never insult anybody unintentionally, unless you decide not to, and thirdly, do not go around looking for trouble, as it will usually find you anyway. Finally, never drink Jack Daniels, it will surely get you into trouble. A good single malt is the only way to make friends. At this point the bartender said........

[Gowan]

"Time, Mr Fleegle. You've been drinking solid since Pharmacy Forum started up in 2006. Don't you think you've had enough?" To which Fleegle, mindful of the "I'm sorry I'll read that again" sketch from which this has been plagiarised, replied...

[Nik]

frankly, my dear, I don't give...

[Jeff]

anyone the green eye of the little yellow...

[Gowan]

"pixie", at which the barperson opened another bottle of Scotch and it was drinks all round, courtesy of Fleegle's expense account; several bottles later and the pixie slurred...

[lamzee]

..that the latest pixie initiative in her PCT involved rectal administration of enemas containing.......

[Gowan]

a safety device that asked the administrator "Friend or enema?"; the circuitous logic of this caused the pixie to, sadly, implode - even more sad was the split infinitive and truly devastating was the double use of an adverb: coming from a wannabe writer and member of an editorial department I hang my head in shame. Meanwhile the imploded pixie had nothing to add apart from a silent squelch, but thankfully (another adverb, aaarrgghhh!) Fleagle came to the rescue as only he can, muttering...

[Fleegle]

..."This Gowan chap seems to really like me. But as he talks in riddles, I suggest we all move on to the club owned by my good friend McGowan, Gowan's long lost uncle", who, on seeing Gowan for the first time in twenty years, rushed over, hugged Gowan, and said "Gowan........

[the old merlin]

Hunt the gowk another mile!

[Fleegle]

Eh?....Meantime.......