...has to be very careful to not break wind. If he does, then it takes him about a week to clean the...
...has to be very careful to not break wind. If he does, then it takes him about a week to clean the...
“It's not worth doing something unless you were doing something that someone, somewhere, would much rather you weren't doing.”
Terry Pratchett
two pairs of Calvin Klein briefs he likes to wear, he likes the way they feel against........
his wife's thighs, because his wife is a cross dresser you see, and she also likes...
....dressing squares and triangles, as this gives her awesome......
...ability to dress unusual shapes. As a fashion-designer, she is used to doing this as she is currently responsible for Simon Cowell's wardrobe, and he thinks.....
that her infamous high waisted design shows off his ample.............
...wallet as it sits in his pocket. He finds his ample wallet rather useful for...
“It's not worth doing something unless you were doing something that someone, somewhere, would much rather you weren't doing.”
Terry Pratchett
...paying for rifle hire when he shoots buffalo in America. The Native Americans, however, think.....
that John McCain's anti-buffalo policy will........
lose him the presidential election, along with his controversial policies on...