Congestion Charge?

[Pharmanaut]

How about introducing a 'congestion charge' when a script is handed in during busy periods?
Could work for non-acute scripts?
Who decides if a script is acute? - we do.

[Zoggite]

If it works for photo-processing, why not for prescription processing?
The one-hour service is always dearer than the 24-hour service...

[DavidS]

We would have more luck with a decongestion charge, when asked for multiple packs of sudafed (only joking, Mr. Inspector)