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Old 12th, December 2007, 05:58 PM
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Sorry didnt make it clear in the first place. Just having a der moment ignore me

Decided how I can do it next time

gonna tuck myself behind a pile of yardley fragrance that head office keep sending us to try and sell. They wont find me there

Either that or the procedure manuals we are suppose to read he he
Nice plan, here are some extra tactics.
Pile up the full colour 'plan-o-grams' (that cost more than the profit on the stock to produce), the 'Head Office Memos', full of news about the people at head office and how they are making the business successful and invincible to any possible competition; and you will have a virtually impenetrable defence that no-one will think of looking behind. If anyone does find you tell them that you are "checking some sales figures for Head Office for the critical christmas sales barometer period". If you use a clipboard to hold your answer papers this will look even more convincing.

Guess who I did my pre-reg with many years ago!
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