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Old 13th, January 2007, 02:05 PM
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1) How do you manage your team?
Leather whip and Maltesers
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2) What do you do to improve your sales?
Delegate function to superviser then see 1
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3) What do you know/what do you think of NHS contract?
I'm not paid to think about the NHS concract only to deliver on it so as o maximise profits
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4) How many prescription do you do a day/a week?
As many as possible
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5) What extra services do you offer?
All of them - and any future ones that you can come up with.
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6) What do you do when a patient with (…symptoms) comes to your office?
A quick mental calculation as to how much profit we can expect to make from this patient
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7) What do you do in your pharmacy?
Everything that you or anyone else requires
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8) Why do you like working as pharmacist?
I enjoy meeting unrealistic expectations
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9) What are your experiences?(read through the cv )
English women are easy.
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10) What advice you would give for paracetamol
That an own brand with addictive properties might be more suitable.
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11) What would you do if a mother with a baby that has ear ache comes at your pharmacy, what would you do?
Inform the local child protection unit of my suspicions.
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12) If a pregnant woman would you prescribe ranitidine?
I'm not pregnant, not a woman, and not a prescriber - so no.
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13) What advice would you give for metronidazolo?
Avoido the Boozo
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14) What would you do if an upset customer comes at your pharmacy?
Clean it up before someone slips on it and bangs their head on the counter.
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15) If moving to UK are you coming with anyone?
If you fancy the interviewer answer no and smile knowingly.
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16) What would you give to someone that has a stomach ache but no prescription?
As much as they could afford to pay for.
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17) What would you prescribe for an asthmatic?
A MUR.
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18) What would you perscribe for a high blood pressure?
MUR
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19) For someone with cough, what would you prescribe and what is the chemical formula?
If chesty - plenty of water - H2O
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20) How can tell the difference between headache and migraine?
How much the patient is willing to pay for treatment.
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21) Explain the symptoms of anaemia ?
Too much disposable income and a touching faith in the diagnostic skills of a pharmacist.
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22) Can you talk about a medicine that is taken from the market because of the side effects?
Yes - it's very sad - it reduces the potential for increasing profits by treating the side effects.

Jeff
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