 Re: A bit of fun on a sunny day!
"A packet of cuprinol please"
"Sorry madam we don't sell woodstains any more. Would you like a box of cuprofen instead?"
(i was in a silly mood)
"A tube of immyovaty please"
"Immyovaty? I'm sorry, i haven't heard of that - let me just see if we have anything in the back that i can order for you. How do you spell it? With an I?"
"No! Eumo-"
"ooooohhh! Eumovate! *slaps own forehead for not being brighter*"
another regular one - ibuPURofen
Sandys Throat Sander - Sanderson's throat specific
and a colleague told me of the time someone came in asking for "Anus Oil". He was just about to tell them that we weren't that sort of store and would he like some KY jelly when he twigged. The patient wanted a tube of anusol!
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